Year: 2020

Racing Toward the Finish (or, Link Party!, Part the Next)

Posted on December 15, 2020 - 3:24 pm by thealanden

Hello, my lovelies! I hope this winter holiday season is treating you well, or whatever 2020’s version of well is. As we race toward the end of this year, I’ve been racing toward the end of my work-in-progress, Elemental Forces. Even without having gotten to the very end yet, it’s the longest thing I’ve written by a wide margin since the kids were born 5.5 years ago, so that’s exciting. I don’t want to jinx anything or invite more misfortune into this year, especially after what happened the last time I did that, but I will say that I think I will hit my goal of finishing up the main writing of this book by the end of the year. (Will I get it fully edited and ready to be shipped off by then? Ehhh, let’s not push it.)

Since I’ve been working like crazy on the book, I don’t have an interesting blog post ready to go. But it’s been a while since I last posted, and I do have an assortment of fun links and promises of more in the future. I’ll drop these here for now to hold you over, and if I don’t manage to check in before then, enjoy the rest of your holiday season and Happy New Year!

Blazing Justice at The TBR Pile – As the name might indicate, the reviewers over at The TBR Pile have been busy busy busy this season, but they finally got to Blazing Justice and loved it! Their 5-star review of it means it’ll be entered into their Book of the Month contest at the end of December, which I will absolutely keep you posted on. (Now would be a good time to follow me on Twitter if you haven’t already done so, as I’ve been hanging out there a lot this pandemic.)

In January, The TBR Pile will also have a feature on Hunting Astrid, complete with a real blog post I wrote. As always, stay tuned for further details!

Speaking of Hunting Astrid….

Best Lesfic Reviews – I get nervous about submitting to review sites, because of course I want people to read and review my books, but they’re not obligated to love my every word, and I know I’m not supposed to interact with reviews anyway, and so on. Best Lesfic Reviews is critical yet fair, so I was especially nervous here, and then pleased with the outcome. Again, I know I’m not supposed to interact with the reviews/reviewer, but I did wind up having a nice conversation with her via email, and it was fun to get her ideas for future installments. (Oh, did I mention my editor suggested this could have series potential? YIKES.)

Broome’s Books LGBTQ+ Book Reviews – Another great summary and review by another great person I’m glad to have met. And now my own to-read pile is getting longer and longer thanks to the rest of her site! Years ago, I dabbled with posting book reviews as part of my site here, and it is really hard to keep with everything, so I’m so appreciative of readers who take on this often thankless task.

Off to Some Kind of Start, Part 2

Posted on November 25, 2020 - 11:12 pm by thealanden 1

Remember a couple years ago when we were all going back to our old projects at critiquing our opening lines? It’s that time again! Writing/blogging buddy Krystal Jane recently posted her new collection, and someone on Twitter just asked about favorite blog posts, so here we go for Round Two. I’ll pick up where I left off and see if I’ve actually gotten any better at this. (I’m guessing not.)

Here’s Part 1 to recap, from July of 2017 (apologies for the text colors, a casualty of the site redesign)

Hunting Astrid is still brand new and sparkly and shiny, so let’s see how my latest release fares under the microscope.

“There you are. You almost missed all the fun.”

“Sorry I’m late.” Astrid hurried into the room and wheeled her chair out from underneath her desk. “Some sort of malfunction with the train. We were stuck for half an hour.”

Her coworker Lily snorted without taking her eyes off the screen in front of her. “So much for the best technology this corner of the galaxy has to offer.”

Hello, sci-fi! I’ve become a fan of starting stories in the middle of a conversation, like here. Not the snazziest, not the worst. I promise things pick up quickly in this opening chapter.

***

How about some fanfic? I did write a lot for Fire Emblem: Three Houses over this summer, which kicked my motivation for my original works into gear. Here’s the opening for the first one, which was actually the first fanfic I wrote in quite a few years.

Aelfric couldn’t understand the strange looks and hushed whispers that had followed him around like an irritating swarm of bugs over the course of the evening. After all, why wouldn’t he have wanted to attend Sitri and Jeralt’s wedding? It was a joyous occasion, one the monastery didn’t often host. Such love should be celebrated, he declared to himself.

Not gonna lie, I’m kind of digging that first line. And a note to anyone who’s played the FE3H DLC: FUCKIN’ AELFRIC, MAN, AMIRITE!? (i rite.)

***

Let’s take a look at Fire Beyond the Frost, whose long journey to publication has been chronicled here. To recap: the book was published a year ago after sitting on the shelf in need of a good cleaning for a few years. Before that, parts of it were originally a story written for a former friend’s role-playing forum. I have no idea what got edited when, so here’s a collection of words that were written sometime in 2019, 2013, and/or 2011.

Dr. Catalina Frost looked out the small window of the spaceship. A few men from the crew scurried around the launch pad of the Blackhill Spaceport. The vessel would be departing within moments. A pleasant female voice came over the intercom, informing the passengers to move toward their seats and prepare for takeoff.

All right, so we know Catalina’s going somewhere, which is kind of the point of the whole book. Not too bad. I don’t hate myself.

***

Rewinding a little farther, here’s the intro to Closing Montage.

The large brown box sat on the doorstep, unremarkable, cast by the shadows of the dwindling sunlight. My heart raced as I pulled the car into the driveway. Though I couldn’t see any writing or labels from where I sat, I knew it didn’t contain another shipment of medical supplies or more useless gifts from well-wishers. This package was special.

You know, this one’s better than I remembered it. It drops plenty of hints about the upcoming story, plus it has an element of mystery: what’s in the box???

***

Lastly, because I like odd numbers for these types of lists, I’ll give you a sneak peek at my WIP, Elemental Forces.

“On your left!”

Meg dove to the opposite side, tucking and rolling across the dusty field. The small dragon she’d been battling followed after her, but before it could launch another attack, Ronan brought his sword down on the creature’s neck. The sharp blade sliced its head clean off and it fell to the ground, sunlight glinting off its reddish scales as it gradually stopped twitching.

DRAGONS! FUCK YEAH! I wasn’t lying when I said I like starting in the middle of the action sometimes. You know what I also like? DRAGONS!

So there’s my latest compilation. Nothing downright awful in here, unlike last time, so maybe I am getting slightly better at this. One can dream, anyway!

Hunting Astrid – Release Day!

Posted on November 20, 2020 - 11:07 pm by thealanden

Hunting Astrid has officially hit the shelves! I know I’ve said it before, but really, I’m so excited about this book. With the state of the world still being *gestures vaguely*, I think we could all use a little fast-paced fun in our lives.

We’re opting for Kindle Unlimited again, as it worked out well in the past, so there’s your buy link. Keep reading beyond the blurb for a bonus excerpt!

Blurb:

Astrid Carlisle enjoys her job at Satera Industries, the massive interplanetary organization whose enigmatic leader is concerned with profits first and legalities second. Stationed at company headquarters, she can stay out of harm’s way while making good use of her programming skills and keen eye for talent acquisition. Unfortunately, both the busy nature of her work and her office’s remote location leave her feeling dissatisfied with her personal life.

Fresh out of the Central United Space Marines, Tabitha Knox is ready for change, hoping the next stage in her career can take place in the private sector. Employment with Satera Industries would offer her the exciting, fast-paced work she craves, with generous financial compensation to match. All she has to do is get through the rigorous screening process and prove her worth.

The two women meet during the early stages of Tabitha’s application, and their mutual attraction is instant. However, Astrid has been hurt in the past and is cautious about moving too quickly, leading her to devise a plan. She suggests the pair enter the simulations used to test applicants and fight their way through the various environments. If Tabitha can successfully track her down in each phase, she’ll win the ultimate prize: a lucrative job, plus Astrid’s trust and submission. Everything she wants is within reach, but will she be able to achieve her dreams while hunting Astrid?

Excerpt:

Taking care not to slip, Astrid climbed back down the tree, jumping the last few feet into the dense shrubs at its base. She listened for any signs Tabitha was on her trail, but heard nothing suspicious. Although she hated leaving anything to chance, she had to get moving. After one last futile glance around, she picked a direction at random and began to run.

The repetitive characteristics of the scene frustrated her as she searched for a new place to hide. Sweat beaded on her brow, but she didn’t want to stop to wipe it off until she found better cover. The roots and moss carpeting the rainforest floor threatened to trip her up with every step. She kept going.

As she ran, she thought she heard footsteps behind her. She paused beside one of the thicker trees, yet only the insects sang their incessant song in her ears. When she started moving again, the rustling resumed. It ceased whenever she stopped, leading her to the obvious conclusion.

Something was following her.

Astrid’s pulse accelerated as she swiveled her head back and forth, desperate to catch a glimpse of her pursuer but seeing nothing except endless acres of forest. With few other choices left, she broke into a sprint, hoping to increase the distance between her and whatever chased her until she found a safe spot to catch her breath. Finally, she spotted a fallen tree, its ball of roots intact and stretching up several feet in the air. She ran faster until she reached it, ducking behind the rotting stump and clumps of soil. Bending over, she planted her hands on her knees and gasped for air, praying she’d succeeded in evading being caught.

Promo – Pink Triangle, by Lea Bronsen

Posted on November 16, 2020 - 1:00 am by thealanden 1

Fellow author Lea Bronsen has a new book out and this one’s a winner! Really, it won the Book of the Month award over at The TBR Pile, so read on for the blurb, excerpt, and buy links from this sizzling new release!

Blurb:

Oslo, April 1945

Paul is a handsome, free-spirited Norwegian in the prime of his life, but he doesn’t fit the German occupant ideology simply because he’s gay. And so, when the Gestapo catches him for producing illegal propaganda, he’s tortured and threatened to be sent to a German concentration camp with a pink triangle sewn on his shirt, the symbol for homosexuals.

It will take great courage and mind-blowing circumstances of luck, as the Führer commits suicide and the end of the war seems nearer by the day, for Paul to avoid his death transport to Germany.

And it will take the growing attraction of the Gestapo commander himself to regain his full freedom—and capture his heart.

Excerpt:

A couple hours later, when the sun stood high and bright in the sky, the sound of horseshoes came from the garden. Paul had dozed in the hay, enveloped by the soft jacket lining and lulled by happy bird songs and the rustling of leaves outside, but the commander’s return had him sit up against the wall.

The horse’s hairy muzzle appeared in the crack before the big animal pushed the door open and stepped into the shed.

Heimlich sat straight in the saddle, bare-chested, slim but muscular in all the right places, his uniform folded across his lap. Paul tried not to gape at the sight. With ease and grace, the commander dismounted and hung his clothes on hooks on the wall. Drops of sweat pearled on his forehead and temple and rolled down his firm chest and abdomen, making his skin shine. So, so very sexy. He took off his hat, uncovering his dark blond hair slick with sweat—but it only accentuated the sexiness.

He turned to Paul and caught him staring. “What are you smiling at?”

Oops.

Paul straightened and regretted having let himself be carried away. “I wasn’t smiling.”

“Yes, you were. You think I’m not aware I look like an office rat? You need to rub it in?”

“What are you talking about?”

“I know very well I could use more muscle, and that I need to strengthen my stomach.” He tapped his six-pack, which was perfect in Paul’s world.

“Well, that hasn’t crossed my mind.”

An understatement.

“Really?” The commander raised a brow. “Do you honestly like what you see?”

Holy fuck, what a question…

Uncertain whether the man realized what he’d just said, Paul waited a bit before he asked, voice low, “Are you honestly asking a homosexual if he likes your body?”

The commander blinked slowly. “When you put it like that…” With a goofy smile, he turned to gaze out of the shed and shook his head.

Paul allowed him a moment to recoup. He was tempted to tease, but didn’t.

When the commander returned to Paul, he pointed at him. “Forget I said that. I didn’t mean it like that.”

Yeah, I’m likely to forget…

They held each other’s looks for a while, the commander inscrutable.

“Listen,” Paul said, emboldened by the awkward situation. “I’m going to be very frank with you. I hate you with all of my heart—”

No reaction.

“—But when you parade around me like that,” he pointed at the man’s naked torso, “you make it difficult for me to…”

“To what?”

To not like you.

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Link Party!

Posted on November 11, 2020 - 5:56 pm by thealanden

In case you missed it, the pre-order link for Hunting Astrid is up now. It’s free on Kindle Unlimited, and officially releases on the 20th. Tons of action here, both in and out of the bedroom, and I honestly had so much fun writing it. This might turn into one of my favorites in the long run!

But wait, there’s more! The TBR Pile kicked off their I Heart Romance Week this morning, where you can win all sorts of fun prizes, like Amazon gift cards and other bookish stuff. I’ve got an excerpt from Closing Montage featured today—all you have to do is leave a comment on the post to be entered into the drawings. Good luck and happy reading!

Cover Reveal – Hunting Astrid

Posted on November 2, 2020 - 11:48 pm by thealanden

DAMN, I always get some awesome covers from the team at Decadent Publishing. Really, if this cover doesn’t tell you exactly what the book is about, then what will?

Pre-orders start on November 6th, and the official release day will be November 20th. Follow along wherever I’m available to be followed (I’ve actually been using Twitter more often recently!) for updates, and I’ll refresh your memory with the blurb and excerpt below:

Blurb:

Astrid Carlisle
enjoys her job at Satera Industries, the massive interplanetary organization
whose enigmatic leader is concerned with profits first and legalities second.
Stationed at company headquarters, she can stay out of harm’s way while making
good use of her programming skills and keen eye for talent acquisition.
Unfortunately, both the busy nature of her work and her office’s remote
location leave her feeling dissatisfied with her personal life.

Fresh out of
the Central United Space Marines, Tabitha Knox is ready for change, hoping the
next stage in her career can take place in the private sector. Employment with
Satera Industries would offer her the exciting, fast-paced work she craves,
with generous financial compensation to match. All she has to do is get through
the rigorous screening process and prove her worth.

The two women meet
during the early stages of Tabitha’s application, and their mutual attraction
is instant. However, Astrid has been hurt in the past and is cautious about
moving too quickly, leading her to devise a plan. She suggests the pair enter
the simulations used to test applicants and fight their way through the various
environments. If Tabitha can successfully track her down in each phase, she’ll
win the ultimate prize: a lucrative job, plus Astrid’s trust and submission.
Everything she wants is within reach, but will she be able to achieve her
dreams while hunting Astrid?

Excerpt:

A new idea began to take shape in Astrid’s mind. “If you’re so confident—which I do like about you, don’t get me wrong—do you want to make it interesting?”

Tabitha leaned forward, bracing her hands on the inside of her legs. “I live for interesting.”

“Then I think you’ll like my suggestion of what we should do the next time we get together.”

“Do share.”

Swiveling on the grass, Astrid turned to face her. “I’ll check our master calendar, and, on a quiet day, how about you and I go back to headquarters and run through a couple of missions in the simulator? A little friendly competition, if you will.”

“Huh.” Tabitha tapped her fingers together in front of her. “I thought you just helped design the simulations. I didn’t know you actually went in and played around in them.”

“Somebody’s got to test everything out.”

“Right. But I didn’t think you were—” She shook her head. “Never mind. You’re right. Your plan does sound interesting. But if you’ve worked with the simulations so many times before, won’t it give you an unfair advantage?”

“I won’t have any of my monitoring tools inside, and I’ll make sure we have all the same equipment. No cheating, I promise.” Lifting her chin, Astrid pretended to look her up and down, her lashes fluttering. “But if you don’t think you can beat me….”

Tabitha let out a loud laugh, a genuine smile lighting up her face. “Very cute attempt at baiting me, though I would have agreed to it, anyway.” Her hair tumbled over her shoulders as she leaned forward again. “So, what’s the prize if I win?”

Astrid straightened and held her arms out. “Me.”

She arched an eyebrow. “Oh? Please elaborate.”

The familiar heat rose in her cheeks, and she hoped the effects of her throbbing heartbeat weren’t noticeable. “I’ll make a better effort to not overthink things and go with what feels right. Whatever you want to do afterward, I’ll be a willing participant.”

The hunger in Tabitha’s stare did little to slow her pulse, and she struggled not to squirm. “All right. I accept all your terms and conditions.” Pursing her lips, she gave Astrid a sly wink. “Game on.”

Promo – Christmas at The Vintage Bookshop of Memories, by Elizabeth Holland

Posted on November 1, 2020 - 12:00 am by thealanden

I used to be one of those people who refused to acknowledge Christmas until December 1st at the earliest. Then over the years, I was gradually convinced to put up the tree and decorations right after Thanksgiving, with the claims that it would be easiest since we’re all home for the long weekend. Fiiiine, sure whatever. And now, here I am with a Christmas-themed promo on November 1st. But you know what? This is 2020, everything we know and love has gone out the window, and since I do actually love the Christmas season, I say LET’S GO. WE’RE DOING THIS NOW.

To help get you in a jolly mood, Elizabeth Holland’s new release Christmas at The Vintage Bookshop of Memories is out today. The book can be read as a stand-alone, or as a sequel to her earlier work, The Vintage Bookshop of Memories. Gaze upon the festive cover for a while, then keep scrolling for the blurb and buy links!

Whisk yourself away to the village of Ivy Hatch and enjoy the Christmas Day celebrations…

Katie Wooster’s life has been turned upside down; she’s single, homeless and unemployed. With Christmas around the corner, Katie finds herself in The Vintage Bookshop of Memories. As the village’s magical charm begins to weave its way into Katie’s heart, can her best friend, Prue Clemonte, persuade her to leave the past behind her and open her heart to romance again? Local farmer, Austin Harrington is ready to sweep her off her feet, but Katie isn’t sure she’s ready for a new relationship.

As Katie watches her best friend marry her soulmate, she wonders whether she can have her own happily ever after.

Return to Ivy Hatch this Christmas, where the residents are waiting to celebrate with you…

Buy Links:

Nothing to Be Afraid of Here

Posted on October 18, 2020 - 10:03 pm by thealanden

We’re well into October, and everywhere I look, people are embracing the Halloween season. Honestly, I don’t have strong feelings either way about Halloween. I mean, it’s fun enough, but I was never the type to go completely crazy over it. And I’m old enough to think having leftover candy in the house is more dangerous than fun.

With that blasphemous intro, I’m sure I’ve lost a lot of readers by now. If you’re sticking with me, thanks!

During this shitshow of a pandemic/lockdown/whatever we’re calling it now, I’ve been trying to make more of an effort to connect with people, from reconnecting with old friends to making new ones. I’ve been spending more time on Twitter, for better or worse (though I still refuse to put it on my phone), and interacting with people I’ve “met” via the #WritingCommunity tag. It seems like so many writers have something in the horror genre, or paranormal, or anything else that can fall under the “spooky” umbrella in honor of Halloween that they’re talking about and…I don’t. I’m neurotic enough as it is, so my interest level in horror is so low it’s practically non-existent, and while I’ve read and enjoyed some paranormal books/stories, it’s also not really my thing. Obviously, not every writer is going to write in every single genre—in fact, it’s probably the opposite in that most find one thing that works best for them and sticks with it—but it’s no fun to feel left out.

But then I got to thinking about the books I have written, and their origins. And I remembered once upon a time, very, very long ago, what eventually became Elysium was originally going to be a ghost story. If memory serves, I think I saw some sort of writing contest for either Halloween or Christmas, and I got the idea of a woman somehow getting together with her dead husband. However, this was when I was in college (I TOLD you it was a long time ago!), and life was quite busy back then, and the story never got written. About ten years passed before I revisited the story idea, and I don’t even remember how I made the leap from “dead husband is a ghost” to “dead husband appears via virtual reality”, but I finally wrote something based on that old idea.

I’ve probably said it before, but even now, I still think Elysium is one of the best (if not THE best) things I’ve ever written. Its origins as a ghost story are way in the past, but maybe I’ll choose to celebrate it this October anyway! (Should we have an excerpt of the first appearance of the dead husband? Sure, why not?)

I noticed the billowing skirt swishing against my knees. It belonged to the yellow striped sundress I’d worn to a friend’s barbecue a couple of summers ago. I’d always liked this dress, but I hadn’t worn it since.

Crouching down, I pressed against the paved trail. The stones were cool and solid beneath my touch. I reached out and tugged at a single blade of grass. It snapped off and I rolled it back and forth. A green smear darkened one fingertip, and it even smelled like grass. Incredible.

I didn’t have long to marvel at Drew’s genius, for footsteps approached behind me. Straightening, I gradually turned in the direction of the sound. What I saw froze me in place.

He wore his dark hair buzzed short like always, and his skin was tanned as if he’d never spent one day out of the sun. A plain blue T-shirt the color of his eyes stretched over his thick chest, tucked into his favorite pair of jeans. He strode toward me, every detail of his movements captured with perfection. I even saw the scar from a childhood accident spanning the top of his left hand.

He stopped a foot away from me and grinned. His lips, his teeth, his jaw, everything flowed into the cheerful expression I’d missed so much.

“Hey, kitten.”

His voice sent shivers down my spine. I clapped one trembling hand over my mouth and rocked from side to side. The corners of my eyes stung with a whirlwind of emotions and my throat tightened so much I could barely whisper.

“Kevin….”

Structure/Pacing in Romance (specifically THOSE scenes)

Posted on October 6, 2020 - 10:32 pm by thealanden

I’m still happily chugging along on Elemental Forces. I passed the 20K word mark and have plenty of story left to tell. While I don’t have a firm word count estimate just yet, this is shaping up to be the longest book I’ve written in quite some time.

Believe it or not, I don’t have a written outline here. At this point, everything’s plotted out pretty well in my head, so maybe I’ll never get around to making one. But as I’ve been thinking over the structure and pacing in this project, I realized that I have two distinct categories for my books, and most romances probably fall into one or the other. And those categories are differentiated by…wait for it…*drumroll*…the sex scenes.

(The rest of this post will probably not be sexy. Sorry to disappoint.)

Category 1: One Sex Scene

All the novellas go here, which makes sense. (Hey, sex scenes take a lot of words!) I guess in these books, the primary plot/conflict/focus/whatever you want to call it is the good ol’ “will they or won’t they?” and everything gets wrapped up in a pretty little bow at the end when the characters finally bang. Excuse me, get their “happily ever after.” Sure, other plot stuff happens, but it’s all leading up to the big moment. To be fair, in some of my novellas, the one sex scene doesn’t come right at the end, as the characters still have to work out their relationship issues before riding off into the sunset, but the concept stands.

Nothing is absolute, though, so there are some slight exceptions. Elysium, while novella-length, *technically* has two sex scenes, but they’re back-to-back, so lumping them together is fair. Likewise with Seductive Suspect, which hovers on the border of “long novella” and “short novel” – the two sex scenes are adjacent to each other, and then the resolution of the mystery part of the plot comes afterward.

Category 2: Multiple Sex Scenes

It’s not a surprise that the longer books go here, and then that got me thinking about various plots and their purposes. “Happily ever after” is still always the primary goal of romance, but the length of the route to get there varies. I admit this is where I sometimes struggle with the pacing. When the main characters get together relatively early on, the plot has to keep moving. It’s easy to say “time for a sex scene, yay!” but the scenes also have to mean something and not feel gratuitous. I also realize this is highly subjective, as a look at any book with conflicting reviews will indicate. This also probably gets into the topic of romance vs. erotic romance vs. erotica, which I’m not going to touch here.

When writing Disintegration (which I’ll likely re-release sometime in 2021), I was extra super careful while plotting out the progression of the sex scenes in the book, of which there are many. Almost, if not all of them are relevant to the plot, each building on the one that came before it. On the other hand, in Fire Beyond the Frost, there might be one or two in there that aren’t necessarily relevant to the overall plot, but hey, they’re fun, so why not. Then, while I was reviewing The Edge of the Sphere for its eventual re-release (no date set yet), there was even a sex scene I’d completely forgotten about. OOPS.

So, those are my two categories I’ve discovered. Is one better than the other? No, of course not. Does one take more careful plotting than the other? Eh, possibly. Most writers have cut huge chunks of work out of their final product, and I’m no exception. As noted above, there’s no right answer for when to include these scenes, or how many to put in, and so on. If it works, it works, and I try not to ask too many questions when it *does* work!

Hilarity May or May Not Ensue

Posted on September 22, 2020 - 10:23 pm by thealanden 1

So, I think we’ve all realized by now that I’m not one of those people who is SUPER SERIOUS, ALL OF THE TIME about her writing. That’s not to say I don’t write serious stories, because I definitely do…I just frequently laugh at myself while doing so. To be honest, I often find people who always take things seriously (assuming it’s not a life-or-death situation) to be exhausting, but hey, you do whatever you need to do to get through your days.

I won’t make any comments as to whether or not I’m “funny,” as I know how subjective humor is. Maybe I’ve made people laugh here a few times over the years, maybe I’ve just made them roll their eyes at my flippant attitude before they move on. For what it’s worth, while I have my “fiction writing” voice, as we all do, my “writing about writing/blogging” voice here is pretty close to what real-life me is like. I’ve said before, while I’m sure I’m not everyone’s cup of tea, I like to think I’m fun to be around in most situations. But again, who knows.

On to the writing about writing part! I’ve written in a whole lot of romantic sub-genres, but I don’t know if I’ve ever set out to write a true “comedy.” Some of my books/stories are intended to be lighthearted and maybe a little fluffy, and even in some of my darker stories, the occasional odd situation or snarky remark slips through. (That might be tied to my “real me” voice, but I digress.) And now that I’m thinking about genres, I’m starting to wonder—can you even write “just” a comedy without including some sort of sub-genre? (Romance, mystery, adventure, etc.) Like, is “contemporary comedy” a thing just like “contemporary romance” is? Clearly, I am not among the people getting paid to create categories on Amazon.

(I just took a tiny break from writing this blog post to take a look. Lots of romantic comedies out there. There was a “wilderness” comedy on the first page of Amazon hits, which I would file under “adventure.” And Eleanor Oliphant is Completely Fine was also near the top, which I did enjoy, and parts were funny, but I don’t know if that was the point of the story? Moving right along.)

Outside of my little website here, I have written stories explicitly intended to make people laugh, in the form of fanfic. I’d even venture to claim I was successful, in that my old Dragon Age and Mass Effect comedies were always my most popular fics, and they’re still getting hits and comments and bookmarks and everything 7-8 years later. (UGH, I’M OLD.) Recently, I’ve been experiencing the same trends with my Fire Emblem: Three Houses fanfic. So, I know I *can* do it, but I’m also aware of the contextual differences between writing something humorous in an existing universe vs. starting from scratch with everything.

I’m still making great progress with my new project, Elemental Forces. I’m still not sure if we’ve established it can be a “comedy,” but it’s definitely on the more lighthearted end of the spectrum. I’m not attempting to land joke after joke after joke, but I made an effort to set the tone early on, and that tone (hopefully) is “this book will make you smile and feel good.” As I mentioned in my last post, it’s heroic fantasy and, of course, romance, since I consider myself a romance writer first and foremost. Since it’s romance, there will be some emotional and poignant scenes in addition to the fun ones, because I’d argue you can’t really have a romance without those, but THAT is another topic for another post.

In the meantime, I’ll switch back to my Word document now, because I am still writing up a storm and it feels GOOD! (Might as well end on a “smile/feel good” moment!)

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